I hate that there are no subtle weather changes in Minnesota, it goes from nice to shit in literally a couple of days. Can we at least have some happy time at 60 degrees for a few weeks, then slowly, very slowly lower it from there? Nope.
We went from upper 70s to snow in less the a couple of weeks, insane, & we can never go the other way, it can't have been snowing & then suddenly it's in the 70s a couple weeks later, hell no.
I love to sit on my porch at night, it's warm out, don't need a jacket, t-shirt's fine, maybe a light breeze, & the crickets are chirping, that's heaven. Winter is a dead season, cold, gray & mostly lifeless. As an adult, no more do I get the joy out of freshly fallen snow, no, I think I have to go out & drive in this?! Are you kidding me?! I probably have Seasonal Affective Disorder! I could deck anyone who's all gung ho about winter.
I for one sure live in the wrong state, but there's nothing I can really do about it as my ideal state would be Hawaii. I mean there are regular Joes working there like you & me right? I'd still come back here for the summer, I mean I do like Minnesota, just not in the winter.
Now I just need a ton of cash to pull it off... solid plan.
